Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Betty Botter bought some butter. But she said the butter’s bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my batter better. So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

She sells seashells on the sea shore. The shells she sells are seashells, I'm sure. And if she sells seashells on the sea shore, Then I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

I scream, you scream, We all scream for ice cream.

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

Wayne went to wales to watch walruses

If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines

Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack in will.

If someone feels that they're abandoned, there are always complicated feelings. There are always reasons for why people do the things that they do.

Music is the most powerful form of communication in the world. It brings us all together. Even religion separates us, but a hit record unites us across religious beliefs, race, politics.

I see a cute guy in Starbucks and I'm like... 'Oh, okay,' and I walk out. But who knows? Maybe I will ask somebody on a date soon!

If it is in the interest of the Palestinian people to have a hudna, we'll have a hudna. If it isn't, we won't.

I've gotten death threats, yes. I have. I think anytime you shine a spotlight on homosexuality or minorities and you try and say they are as normal or as worthy as acceptance as others, the people who are on the fringe don't like that and they will come after you. And they have come after me.

It's always been a dream to have my own sunglass line and I'm so excited to be able to finally offer it to my fans!

When you are caught with a big shot, you don't really feel it. It's like being in a car crash, and maybe your arm has been ripped off... it is only when you look down at it that you realise it has happened.

In Canada, we're happy to provide a safe haven for next-door neighbors in the middle of a marital dispute. And if anyone trips while crossing the border, we're happy to set their broken bones for free.

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."

If you want to improve be content to be thought foolish and stupid.

I'm a Southerner - I never take satisfaction in touching a nerve.

Morality knows nothing of geographical boundaries, or distinctions of race.

I don't really trust a sane person.

I couldn't imagine doing a show where I'd once again have to answer to corporate interests.

'A great British icon' is not the phrase I'd use about anybody, but there are people you admire that happen to be British. I think it's a phrase that gets attached to anyone who's been around long enough to become overfamiliar.

I'd always liked to write, but I never wanted to be a writer, because it seemed a sissy occupation. It is. To this day, I find it terribly easy. And so, rather than trying to hunt up a text, I just wrote one.

A single generosity enlarges the world.

In England, the sovereignty resides exclusively in the person or individual who is king. All Englishmen are his subjects. And the highest peer in the realm... has no share in the sovereignty.

It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said that I would die before I went to rehab. But I thought, 'I'm going to stay here tonight.' And I stayed there for a month. It was great.

I think I had a mild case of Asperger's as a younger guy, but that typically just wears off after a while. For some people, anyway.

But if you're going to go out on a military unit, you've got to allow yourself to be under the control of the commander because you really could put the troops in danger.

I find the positive in the negative all the time. Any time you give something power, it wins, and it can continuously happen, so I just let negative people know they have no place in my life. They have no place around my children.

I'm definitely a singer-songwriter. I'm somewhere in the vein between Elliott Smith and Jack Johnson.